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Yo mama is so fat, she fell in love....and broke it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Yo mama is so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she missed the #4 bus, so she took the #2 twice...

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Yo mama is so ugly, that when she was born, the doctor slapped EVERYBODY

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Yo mama is so fat, in order to get on her good side you need to take two trains and a bus.

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Yo mama is so hairy, her chest hair hangs halfway down to her dick....

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Yo mama is so old, she took her driver's test on a dinosaur.

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Yo mama is so stupid she thinks the Large Hadron Collider is a gay porn film.

 

 

 

 

Yes I made a nerd joke.  Sue me.

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Man, yo mama is too nice....she'd give you the hair off her back...

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Yo mama is so fat, you need to take armor penetration runes to go versus her mid lane.

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Your mother is so fat, if Kodos were a playable race in WoW, she'd be their mount.....

 

 

#shiton

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Yo mama is so ugly, when two guys broke into her apartment she screamed 'RAAAAPE', and they screamed 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'

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Yo mama is so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory

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