MadCast: Kitty Stark

D&D Quotes Thread

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No context needed, just drop in the funny and random quotes that come from the wondrously fantasy realm of D&D, or any other tabletop RPGs.

 

@MadCast: Quanta "If we return to the hotel, is the sex plant still there?"

@MadCast: Chibiushi "Everything is fine, I've got goodberries."

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13 hours ago, MadCast: Icarus said:

@MadCast: doublestufforeo - "Yeah we knew he was a spooky bitch."

In reference to a "do you know who you work for question"

the was the best quote yet it made me laugh haha 10/10 i was going to post it!

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@MadCast: Munsa "No one has a better rat bag then you." directed at @MadCast: Kitty Stark after having 300 rats run into her bag of rat holding. 

Edited by MadCast: doublestufforeo

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@MadCast: Starlight: "Yay now we're spit friends!"
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@MadCast: Khaos "She starts laughing, like that scene from fight club."
@MadCast: Kitty Stark: "I don't know what fight club is because no one ever talks about it."

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@MadCast: Kal: "Don't worry I had stuff prepared for this in case you rolled like an asshole" in response to @MadCast: majorhoward getting a nat 20 + 12 roll.
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On 2/9/2020 at 10:40 PM, MadCast: Kitty Stark said:

@MadCast: Quanta "If we return to the hotel, is the sex plant still there?"

Kal: "Just so you guys know, you decided to call it 'the Sex Plant' all on your own, I have not had anything to do with that nonsense."
Kitty: "But you haven't told us it isn't a sex plant either."
Kal: "I mean it may or may not be a Weinstein plant but I'm not going to determine that."
Howard: "Aye, this is the kind of shit that belongs on Reddit!"

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@Tamorex: "So we're going to take the polymorphed tortoise outside, and hand it to my owl. The owl will carry it up as high as possible, then use its claws to do damage and change it back to an ettin, and then let go of it and we're gonna see how big of a splat it makes."

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